Next up is Vixen. Moral of this story is: Girls just wanna have fun.
Sponsored by Blogdramedy, each story will be about one of Santa’s reindeer and must be exactly 243 words long. Many other bloggers are taking part. The list follows the story, if you would like to check out other stories and compare.
Vixen.
Occasionally of a Friday night, Santa attended Happy Hour at The Deer Hall with Team Clause, and it happened he was there on a snowy March eve and spotted a lone doe at the bar’s end, blowing smoke at Moe the bartender from the 120mm Virginia Slim she’d just asked him to light. Vixen was her name, and having no opposable digits rendered her smoking a difficult habit to maintain.
After consuming a few Old Thumpers, it became necessary for Santa to take a trip to The Facilities, whereupon exiting, he approached Vixen as she drank her third Grog and Ginger.
I have seen, written upon the wall in The Facilities, to quote “For a good time call Vixen at 1-800-BadGirl”, whispered Santa.
Vixen lowered her false eyelashes, prepared for a sermon.
Enough of this, Santa said. The hoofpolish, the antler glitter. You’ve a nice rack there, no need to tart it up. You must come live a clean life, and be part of my Team Clause.
And so it came to pass that Vixen went to live in the Barn of Clause, and became well adept at flying and pulling Santa’s Sleigh with the other members of Team Clause who were all studbucks, except for Dancer who maintained a lifestyle which Vixen could hardly embrace.
Occasionally, a heady rustle could be heard in the wee hours in Vixen’s stall as she entertained various members of The Team.
Santa looked the other way.
Like the problem Vixen has with smoking! Heady rustle…great 🙂
Thanks! If only I can come up more horrible phrases for the next few days.
Once a slut always a slut. 😉
Exactly. It’s not like she’s gonna change or anything.
There’s always one rowdy girl in the ranks. Way to stir it up, Vixen.
Vixen rocks.
For shame! But all the training for Christmas Eve … it’s highly stressful. Everyone needs a release … even Vixie! But who is “destressing” Dasher? Hmmmm…. Santa? Looks like the only one NOT getting some action is poor Frida Claus! (I love this — made me laugh — and I seriously need the laugh today.)
That’s right. Vixie is all about getting some action. Glad it made you laugh.
200 years from now she’ll be like the cat who sings “Memories”!
Woh,
I was thinking that Vixen needs something similar … but am getting tired and can’t think of a good pun to put on there! Oh well.
Niiiiiice!
Thanks!
So many good little bits in this! But “Grog and Ginger” almost made me loose my cookies. Bleck!
Sorry about that! Grog – “usually rum mixed with water” so yeah, it does sound pretty gross.
A leopard never changes its spots? Wait. What?
I was especially fond of the Vixen story. No one commented on hoofpolish and antler glitter. A disappointment.